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Put any of these funny famous quotes on a shirt! Choose from sweatshirts, long sleeves or tank tops!
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
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- However beautiful the
strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
~ Winston Churchill
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#2
- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a
large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~ Woody Allen
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#3
- Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
~ Salvador Dali
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#4
- War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
~ Bertrand Russell
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#5
- He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
~ Joseph Heller
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#6
- Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a
lot.
~ Groucho Marx
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#7
- The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of
conversation but not the power of speech.
~ George Bernard Shaw
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#8
- For God's sake give me the young man who has brains
enough to make a fool of himself!
~ Robert L Stevenson
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#9
- The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat
slowly, and lie about your age.
~ Lucille Ball
- Favorite Funny Famous Quotes
#10
- Cheer up! The worst is yet to come!
~ Mark Twain
- Favorite Funny Quote #11
- Be thankful we're not getting
all the government we're paying for.
~ Will Rogers
- Favorite Funny Quote #12
- Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read.
~ Groucho Marx
- Favorite Funny Quote #13
- I can't understand why I flunked American history. When
I was a kid there was so little of it.
~ George Burns
- Favorite Funny Quote #14
- Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
- Favorite Funny Quote #15
- I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the
hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope
- Favorite Funny Quote #16
- Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said
nothing.
~ Robert Benchley
- Favorite Funny Quote #17
- The person who writes for fools is always sure of a
large audience.
~ Arthur Schopenhauer
- Favorite Funny Quote #18
- More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back
problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
~ Robert Orben
- Favorite Funny Quote #19
- Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line
somewhere.
~ G. K. Chesterton
- Favorite Funny Quote #20
- I don't care what is written about me as long as it
isn't true.
~ Katherine Hepburn
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