Funny quotes on t shirts

I'm here about the blow job

Can only please one person

Put a funny quote on a t shirt. Add a funny quotes and not so funny famous quotes to a shirt! The quotes below are some examples of bad taste. But we will put them on a shirt if you request it! Funny quotes sayings and funny famous quotes

#1"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
#2"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
#3"Women should be obscene and not heard."
#4"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."

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Adult shirt styles, prices and available sizes:

Mens	Style	Shirts
S to 3XL	S to 3XL	S to 3XL	S to 2XL	S to 2XL	S to 3XL
t shirt $12.99	mens tank $12.99	long sleeve $16.99	ringer $15.99	baseball t $15.99	sweatshirt $19.99

Our funny t-shirts and humorous t-shirts are 100% American cotton 5.8oz - 6oz heavy weight tee! Our Sweats are poly/cotton blend. Rest assured knowing our cool t-shirts are imprinted on quality apparel! Do you like Funny shirts and humorous shirts with funny t-shirt logos. If so we have novelty t-shirts for the motorcycle t-shirt fan that are cool shirts with awesome designs.

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At the Funny Tshirt Store we have humorous tshirts as well as mens t-shirts with no logos and western t-shirts with a cool t-shirt design. Our humorous t-shirts will keep you and your friends laughing. Browse our tee shirt collection. Our tee shirts are funny novelty items that look great.